Check it out, I'm everywhere! Well, maybe not everywhere. But I am in more places than one. In addition to sitting perched in front of my computer monitor in Little Rock, Arkansas, I've apparently established a laws-of-space-and-time-defying presence in San Francisco, CA; Mesa, AZ; and Fort Smith, Arkansas, which frankly is a little too close to home for me to be comfortable with. After all, I go to Northwest Arkansas all the time. What if I ran into me? What would I say? Talk about awkward.

Google is a dangerous thing to one's sense of singularity.